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The Secret EASY Way to Boost Productivity, Performance, and Discipline


Do you have trouble doing your homework? Do
you have trouble cleaning your room? Do you have trouble quitting smoking? Introducing
the Stone Cold Steve Austin Shock Collar 316. “Ever since the Stone Cold Steve Austin
Shock Collar 316 I no longer open up a can of whoop-butt. I open up a book!” You or
a friend can put this state-of-the-art shock collar around your neck and then once it’s
on it cannot be taken off (unless you go to one of our nearby locations or a dog shelter).
Now I know what you’re thinking… “But Anthony how does it work?!” Great question! You can program the shock
collar using our FREE app by inputting the behaviors you wish to punish with a small
electrical shock: watching TV, web surfing, smoking, drinking, sleeping, etc. And wait
there’s more… you can even program the behaviors you wish to reward with a small
dopamine injection: push ups, waking up early, eating your vegetables. We also sell kid versions
in all different shapes and sizes so the whole family can have one! With the very best in
cutting edge behavioral technology you’ll now be able to train your kids to be WHOEVER
and WHATEVER you wish them to be! “Timmy, you can be whatever you set your mind
to! Here put this around your neck.” You want little Stacy to become a professional
wrestler? Set the app to shock her whenever she plays with dolls and give her a dopamine
injection whenever she plays with her WWE action figures. Overtime you’ll completely
rewire little Stacy’s brain to dream of becoming a WWE Diva. The younger they start
benefiting from our behavioral shock treatment the more profound the effects! Here at Galli
Innovations we understand the human brain is like plastic – moldable with enough force
and then hardening into place. “Neuroplasticity research showed that the
brain changes its very structure with each different activity it performs, perfecting
its circuits so it is better suited to the task at hand.” A low level non-lethal shock may sound intense
every time you eat a piece of chocolate, but as Navy Seal Jocko Willink said, “Discipline
equals freedom.” Choose freedom! With the Stone Cold Steve Austin Shock Collar 316 you never
have to experience procrastination again! All you have to do is set it and forget it!
What is your goal? Plan the steps to achieve it. Shock all the behaviors that take you
off the path while rewarding all the behaviors that keep you on it. The Stone Cold Steve
Austin Shock Collar 316 is like bumpers in a bowling game. It will help you hit a strike
every single time! Never before in human history has there been so much potential to fully
tap into our human potential! This is the future… and that’s the bottomline, cuz
Stone Cold said so. You can either get on board with the Stone Cold Steve Austin Shock
Collar 316 or you’ll be surpassed in life by all those willing to give it an ohh heaven
yeah!!! As more and more people “choose” to wear the shock collar it’ll increasingly
become an economic necessity for you to put it on your neck too if you wish to stay competitive
in business or keep your job because this is thee ultimate productivity tool! The Stone
Cold Steve Austin Shock Collar 316 is also proudly Made in America. We’ll be happy
to work with the U.S. government to start proactively adding default shocked behaviors
in case a user decides to take illegal drugs, solicit a prostitute, or talk badly about
the president. Imagine the potential… A future of peace! A future of prosperity! A
truly shocking future!

Reynold King

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